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Thursday, February 11, 2016

Up up and away!!!

So we began our vacation as usual stuck at the fuckiinng airport but we were prepared as one can be credit cards and cash because it meant drinking like its th end of the world as most stupid new engkanders think. So we went to legal seafood and ate lunch and had three watermelon martinis and then 2 island punch and a pomerrrgrante lemon martini so fucked up right now. All and all we were in the airport for 4 hours before we boarded the plane. So now I am stuck n a plane where someone's ass is fucking just nasty farting and I can't breathe. Really this is so fuckiinng gross!!!!
So now it's  fuckig 5:25 a and we are already 3 hours behind but they are. Servings cocktails and I am getting a couple right now like fireball and captain and. Coke. And on the menu is buzzballs gonna try it. I am open to new things and fuck it you only live once. Shot shot shot shot shot get fucked up until you can't remember where your going to. And now to boot some fucking twat. Is complaining that I'm loud well I got me headphones on and some cunt had to fat. Not once but twice. So fuck you I paid fairly to say what I want and this is fucking the United States of America home of free fucking speech you fuckiinng nasty twat bitch or your fucking cum guzzler. Now after thinking about it fuck these mother fucking used tampons eating. Blood suckers, you can suck on my fuucking left nut and make the right one jealous. Fuck you paid like a rally cheap rate too think you fucking own the whole facing plane you fuucking cocksuckiing douche bag who had to be pulled from your mothers rotten smells like rigamordous 100 year old pussy with a fucking dog bone. So all I have to say is fuck sprit a airlines becaus they fuckiinng suck monkey balls, and to say I'm fucking noisy bitch eat my ass after I take a dump you fuckiinng fugue sucker. This isn't a real airlines because if it was e.  Would hav better service Ann no fucking kikes and dumb assholes ho can shit their pagans and we should just accept the shit and smellI it as if is a dozen roses ell fuck off you. Fuucking twatty cos sucking cum guzzler who're flight atendant because you might. Think your the queen but bitch I so out. Rule your ass any day.mother fucking faggot. Ok so on that note I am gonna take a break and drink my buzzballs.
Holy shit that's potent ginger mule buzzballs, whoa that's as rally some strong shit now I'm even more fucked up then before and I gotta be nice bruise I don't wanna fuck up some dumb ass US Marshall because he's gonna say some shit that's gonna set off the Queen Bitch in me and then I have no control over what I do or say.  Sorry I am gonna say it because I can (because I know the meaning) I will get fucking really fucking all niggerish on his or her ass, and fuck shoe my fucking fist right up up their ass never mind snitches get stitches your fucking ass will need surgery to repair the fucking gape in it you mother fucking smegmug. Alright that's it to right now..... Taking a potty break!!!!!

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